Response to Mr. French

As someone who may spend the rest of his life coming up with shiny new ways to catch peoples attention, Alex French's (GQ.com) review of Sexually, I'm More of a Switzerland by David Rose has proved to be an unorthodox source of inspiration when trying to come up with ideas. The book is a compilation of various personal ads from British newspapers from over the years and an infinite source of different ways to sell a product (being the person itself.) Mr. French's Q&A was cute but to be honest, I barely understood what I read, I was far too excited about the book. As I type this I am ordering the book online and while I'm at it, your picture was a bit out of focus Mr. French.

- COBRA COMMANDER