March 9, 2010, Lindsey Lohan's lawyers announce that she will be suing E*Trade over the "Milkahalic" Super Bowl commercial. As a result, our economy plunges even deeper into the toilet, Iran launches missiles at Israel prompting the beginning of what may become WWIII and families are fleeing the suburbs in fear of nuclear annihilation. Actually, none of this happens because nobody cares, Lindsey Lohan isn't important, that ad was funny for about three days and I can’t even come up with a third thing because this is such a stupid (yes, stupid) case. I feel bad for the entire courtroom staff who has to take part on this case and for those who are stuck defending E*Trade. According to Tim Nudd of Adweek.com "This is awesome. The New York Post reports that Lindsay Lohan is suing E*Trade for $100 million, claiming that the boyfriend-stealing "milkaholic" named Lindsay in the company's Super Bowl commercial above from Grey Advertising was clearly modeled after her." Representatives at Grey Advertising, responsible for this ad, claim that their copy writers only chose a popular girl's baby name and the rest was only inferred by Lohan. This sounds oddly similar to a high school cafeteria incident where someone mentions the word "fat" or something else derogatory and the chubby girl at the next table turns around and snaps "I am not fat" without hearing the rest of the sentence which was about the fat content of potato chips. Come on guys, be adults and keep your lawyers back in their pens.



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